Dog ate my disk and other tales of woe

Sadly I have used most of these excuses and more. I have used them at school and work at numerous occasions. The family one I use to a certain extent I usually do not say someone has died because that is messed up and you cannot use it repedly. It is a last regret if so. Best friend is one mainly used by my self friends always come in handy for excuses. This is because they can vouch for you and make your argument valid. I had some days were I skipped school and my friends vouched for me or I said I had to help them. Evils of dorm life I cant really use because my dorm building is awesome and it would be bad excuse. Evils of technology is perfect excuse because it is out of anyones hands. When it comes down to this it is mainly the printer that is the evil. The computer or desk top is a close second. Total Bizarre this is usually unbelievable and NEVER works. This passage was enjoyable because it brought back good memories and was like a montage. I think out  of all my excuses in my history the bests were in high school and would probley be on my highlight reel if I had one.